A delightfully wicked spoof, WE’RE SENDING YOU TO THE NUNS is both a celebration of 1960's b-movie horror films and a tribute to the ferocious power of Motherhood. 

Diana Vane, the unwed, pregnant daughter of Hollywood movie star Vanessa Vane,  is facing a year in juvenile detention for drunken shoplifting on Rodeo Drive.  Vanessa, having reached the end of her rope and worried about losing her contract, decides to send Diana to the Sisters of the Convent of Saint Claire for discipline and religious instruction.   

Diana isn’t ready for the austere and lifestyle demanded by the Mother Superior – and even less for the cruel and unyielding catechism of blind Sister Lucia, whose daily religious instruction borders on the sadistic.   Along with her pregnant roommates Becky, Olivia, and Hailey, Diana soon discovers a dark and blood-soaked secret hidden in the catacombs fathoms below the Convent --  but can she get anyone to believe her and rescue her before it is too late?   

A camp-thriller with a cast of four, WE’RE SENDING YOU TO THE NUNS will have you both reaching for your rosary and clutching your pearls.